- Always make an even number of sign errors. -Anonymous
- To eat icecream in a business suit is like having quick sex in the office. Irregular and naughty. -Gary
- Ok, I'm going to be mature now. -Brian
- Serge: Sinan, why is the Maryland flag at half mast?
Sinan: I guess because it's getting close to Valentine's Day.
- Hey Brian, what's the probability of you tossing my salad? -Serge, 1:44am
- Zucker's a weirdo. He's -- I should shut up now. -Bagger
- This is the best class I've had... you guys are really good. -Bagger of class '02
- He's like a teddy bear... you could win him at a fare... he goes great with a gold fish. -Valerie about Dimitri
- I'm not thinking, it's just MATH! -Brian
- People talke to themselves on the street. It's pretty much the same here. -Monica
- Serge: So, Valerie, if those aliens ever came to blow up the sun, would you grab me and take me along to re-establish the human species?
Valerie looks up from the book, gives that evil female look, shakes her head while saying ... Serge...
- I just finished torturing the freshmen. -Dr. Reich to Chris
- Do you understand it because you understand it or because I'm intimidating you into understanding it? -Dr. Reich to Serge
- When you start talking like that, we know it's getting late. -Sinan to Brian
- Serge (12:37am):I'm going to leave in 15 minutes... I only have one problem left.
Brian: You're going to ask her out?
- 2 equals 3 for large values of 2. -Anonymous
- And at the end of the day, we get... -Dr. Reich after skipping 3 pages of algebra claiming it's trivial.
- Valerie: Are you busy? Do you have 5 minutes?
Dr Reich: Yes (looks at watch YES!
- Emily: I'll beat you up.
Jeremy: I'm three of you.
- Bring your pillows, it's colloquium time! -Sinan with donut and coffee in hand
- Sometimes when I'm sitting there, I think to myself "This can't be reality." -Anonymous
- Well I remember everything only these bruises don't really fit the story. -Spaulding
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