Dave: I've been in bed for the past day-and-a-half, so it feels good to actually be up and moving around.
Valerie: In front of the computer?
Dave: Well, yes, that's what astronomers call be up and around. If you can sit in front of a computer, then your are healthy, or at least better.
The Bible is like Harry Potter but cooler. -Sarah Williams
Everybody has days when the dragon wins.
I could have attributed the deep, dark melancholy to my being one of those tormented geniuses, but I opted for plain, old depression, which is the same thing as tormented genius without all the responsibility of being smart.
If everyone else is a paramecium, all you have to be is a snail. -Dan MacWilliams
There is no sense being precise when you don't even know what you're talking about. -Von Neumann
In mathematics you don't understand things. You just get used to them. -Von Neumann
When you wish upon a star, your dreams can come true. Unless it's really a meteorite hurtling to the earth which will destroy all life. Then you're pretty much hosed no matter what you wish for. Unless it's death by meteor.
If it's a problem that can be solved with money, it's not really a problem. -Drew Carey
Sometimes God calms the storm, other times He calms the child.
Music is intangible. You can't see it or touch it, just feel it. That gives music an ethereal quality that other arts don't have.
We cannot imagine the power of the Almighty yet he is so just and merciful that he does not oppress us. No wonder people everywhere fear him. People who are truely wise show him reverence. -Job 37:23-24
There's nothing more romantic than a wedding on DS9 in the springtime. -Bashir When the neutrinos are in bloom.-O'Brien
Jack: The fact is that the universe is going to stop expanding and collapse in on itself. We've got to do something before it's too late.
Patrick: How much time do we have?
Jack: 60 trillion years. 70 at the most.
Patrick: Oh, no!
Lauren: Isn't Nog SOOO handsome ....
Jack: What are you doing? We're running out of time!
Don't let the past hold you back, you are missing the good stuff.
Above all else, guard your heart, for it is the wellspring of life. -Proverbs 4:23
There are easier things in life than finding a good man ... nailing Jell-O to a tree, for instance.
Don't forget to buy chocolate just in case you have an emergency this week. I have a chocolate bar, but I haven't had to use it yet. I bought a piece of chocolate today and I know how to use it.
Just because you studied doesn't mean you're going to do well.
Biology is a pretend science ... and computer science is pretend engineering.
If there's nothing wrong with me... maybe there's something wrong with the universe. -Dr. Crusher
Dr Crusher [w.r.t Lt. Barclay]: He got turned into a spider and now he has a disease named after him. Counselor Troi: I'd better clear my calender for the next few weeks.
In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move. -Douglas Adams; The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy
And don't forget, if you're talking about me among yourselves, call me Snuffles, okay? -Sirius, The Goblet of Fire
It matters not what one is born, but what one grows to be. -Dumbledore
What's coming will come and we'll meet it when it does. -Dumbledore
Crash programs fail because they are based on the theory that with nine pregnant women, you can get a baby in a month. -Wernher von Braun
Son, employees are like mules. Some you stand in front of and coax
them along with a carrot. Some you stand behind and kick them in the
ass. The key to managemeant is knowing which mules are which. -contributed by Chandler Gray, Dallas, GA